"Hej", Swedish sentence I did not get...
"Hello" I say.
"Hello Sir, welcome aboard"
"Thank you"
Ok, where is my seat, 10 C, 10 C, oh no, the guy next to me is huge.
He needs both seats, I can hardly sit, this is not gonna work.
"We have now finished boarding all passengers and will begin our safety demonstrations in a few minutes"
Hey, row 9 is empty, I think I will move over there in front of this sign that says Economy-Flex, the seats are the same so it won't matter too much.
"Would you like a beer or wine?"
"Uh, Beer please"
"Would you like a light lunch?"
"Sure, why not?" (This certainly beats what the fat guy is having; potato chips and a can of coke and he has to pay for that)
"Would you like another beer?"
"Would I? Sure, thank you."
Aaaah, I have got to upgrade myself like that more often....